Population | 13.392 billion |
Capital | Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur |
Leader | Sasna Daisaharim |
Faith | Dexterism |
Currency | Bawk |
Animal | cat |
The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sasna Daisaharim with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.392 billion Bawkiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth a remarkable 4,585 trillion Bawks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 342,423 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.
Bawkie is ranked 246th in the world and 8th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 515.45 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bawkie, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
- : Following new legislation in Bawkie, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in Bawkie, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum.
- : Following new legislation in Bawkie, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
- : Following new legislation in Bawkie, the horniness of the great-horned cat is considered a national priority.
- : Bawkie endorsed The Federation of New Zaini Croloonshismah.
- : Bawkie endorsed The Republic of Shorax.
- : Following new legislation in Bawkie, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
- : Following new legislation in Bawkie, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : Following new legislation in Bawkie, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
World Assembly
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