The Imperial Confederation of Cofrosia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Hans Ferdinand von Almendau with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 945 million Cofrosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kauris. The average income tax rate is 56.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cofrosian economy, worth 117 trillion arsets a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,607 arsets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Smoking is banned in public areas, people talk about things being better when men were men, foreign powers often deal with problems that Cofrosia can't handle, and for 25 arsets tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cofrosia's national animal is the royal eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cofrosia is ranked 28,657^th in the world and 473^rd in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 75.32 kickbacks per hour.