The Free Land of Springwalla is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 518 million Springwallans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ennui. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Springwallan economy, worth 44.1 trillion Domars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,146 Domars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-duty Air Springwalla flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, where there's smoke there's the Springwallan Forestry Department, and indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Springwalla's national animal is the lesser executive emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Springwalla is ranked 192,223^rd in the world and 3,337^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.73 kickbacks per hour.