The Federal Republic of Republic of Rhode Island is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ronald Wilson Reagan with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.923 billion Republic of Rhode Islandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Rhode Islandian economy, worth 289 trillion Dollar Rhode Islands a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,620 Dollar Rhode Islands, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers, and citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Rhode Island's national animal is the Bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Republic of Rhode Island is ranked 196,230^th in the world and 3,876^th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 12.19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.