The Confederation of Moreana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bob Dylan with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 13.997 billion Moreanans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walrussia. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Moreanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,191 trillion lewis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,544 lewis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime is totally unknown. Moreana's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Moreana is ranked 5,194^th in the world and 141^st in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 204.42 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.