The Nation of Detroxia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Detroix with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.409 billion Detroxians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroix City. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Detroxian economy, worth 928 trillion Myraniums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,535 Myraniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detroxia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Detroxia is ranked 25,553^rd in the world and 398^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 83.13 kickbacks per hour.