The Republic of Curlyhoward is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 43.845 billion Curlyhowardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Environment, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Curlyhowardian economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion Larries a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,062 Larries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions, and in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Curlyhoward's national animal is the Moe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Curlyhoward is ranked 138,250^th in the world and 2,569^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.58 kickbacks per hour.