The Holy Socialist Empire of Non-Believers is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Emperor Sweemer II with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.2 billion Non-Believers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rio de Janeiro. The average income tax rate is 86.2%.

The strong Non-Believer economy, worth 161 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,619 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, one complaint of Non-Believers's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Non-Believers's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State-Mandated Secularism.

Non-Believers is ranked 287,247^th in the world and 5,387^th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.16 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.