The Free Palestine of Lilli Lands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lilli Ka'aihue with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.69 billion Lilli citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 'Aina o nā Honu. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lilli economy, worth 89.6 trillion kālās a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,030 kālās, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Lilli Lands are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the government pours millions of kālās into rehabilitation programs annually, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lilli Lands's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is obviously Honu Akua.

Lilli Lands is ranked 23,325^th in the world and 657^th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 106.62 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.