The 3rd Republic of Frairrisburg is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Deilekk Fãdetss with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.109 billion Tjefles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fessevein. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fesse economy, worth 548 trillion Tassas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,578 Tassas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, economists claim no news is good news, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frairrisburg's national animal is the Mus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dreneil.

Frairrisburg is ranked 285,150^th in the world and 5,269^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.57 kickbacks per hour.