The Extraterrestrial Republic of Respackjakenrhace is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stockriderj with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.694 billion Rhacenese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakentoupin. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Respak economy, worth 737 trillion Rhanes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,573 Rhanes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and political cartoonists are known for their distinctive odour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Respackjakenrhace's national animal is the Respak Fire Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Respak-Jenspent.

Respackjakenrhace is ranked 14,470^th in the world and 416^th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 137.28 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.