The Kingdom of Lans Isles is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Xhalï with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 791 million Lansers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hakano. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.9%.

The all-consuming Lans economy, worth 75.9 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,920 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lans Isles's national animal is the Ostrich, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lans Isles is ranked 101,974^th in the world and 1,886^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 12.31 kickbacks per hour.