The People's Republic of Jantisha is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Huey Long with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The devout population of 4.099 billion Jantishans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luanda. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Jantishan economy, worth 294 trillion Florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,937 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, nobody is forced to join the armed forces, and the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jantisha's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Jantisha is ranked 88,015^th in the world and 1,688^th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 25.41 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.