The Republic of Fire Islands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 8.888 billion Firese enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Fire Islandsian economy, worth 360 trillion Firese Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,581 Firese Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All recreational drugs are legal, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, extreme political groups are outlawed, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fire Islands's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fire Islands is ranked 51,570^th in the world and 1,212^th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 32.95 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.