The Idk of Nemakea is a massive, genial nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.84 billion nemis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of kea. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nemish economy, worth 291 trillion nems a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,981 nems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autopsies often involve only cursory examination, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nemakea's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nemakea is ranked 261,281^st in the world and 4,736^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 1.2 flags saluted per person per day.