The Mapuvonab of Bananitania is a massive, safe nation, notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.929 billion Bananites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigamii. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bananitanian economy, worth 335 trillion Banamatis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,418 Banamatis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bananitania's national animal is the Yellow banana serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bananitania is ranked 287,607^th in the world and 5,223^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -8.25 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.