The Federation of Adziolandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Adziunia with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.725 billion Adziolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Helszawa. The average income tax rate is 57.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Adziolandian economy, worth 299 trillion helenówkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,010 helenówkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Autocrats are persona non grata, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adziolandia's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adziolandia is ranked 180,340^th in the world and 3,637^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.86 kickbacks per hour.