The Socialist Republic of Tuseth is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Iysa Bielle with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.839 billion Tusethians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onapool. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tusethian economy, worth 729 trillion labour vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 124,853 labour vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, the new Tusethian-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuseth's national animal is the Tusethian sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tuseth is ranked 251,612^th in the world and 269^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Black Market, with 172 billion Standard Monetary Units.