The Confederated Communes of Minahasa is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Councils of Masses' Deputies with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.174 billion Minahasans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manado. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawanua economy, worth an astonishing 12,859 trillion Resource Allocation Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 554,908 Resource Allocation Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Minahasa's national animal is the Sulawesi Scops Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Inclusivism.

Minahasa is ranked 194^th in the world and 6^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 26,901.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.