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Minahasa

Population14.945 billion

CapitalManado
LeaderWorkers' Council of Minahasa
FaithInclusivism

CurrencyStandard Monetary Unit
AnimalCelebes Scops Owl

The Confederated Communes of Minahasa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Workers' Council of Minahasa with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.945 billion Minahasans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manado. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawanua economy, worth a remarkable 6,905 trillion Standard Monetary Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 462,037 Standard Monetary Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Minahasa's national animal is the Celebes Scops Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Inclusivism.

Minahasa is ranked 305,068th in the world and 1,918th in The Communist Bloc for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 2.34 Whatever.

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Most Inclusive: 9thHighest Food Quality: 18thSmartest Citizens: 24thMost Pacifist: 30thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31stMost Compassionate Citizens: 32ndNicest Citizens: 39thMost Advanced Public Education: 40thLeast Corrupt Governments: 48thMost Developed: 48thMost Cultured: 49thLongest Average Lifespans: 53rdLargest Welfare Programs: 57thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61stMost Secular: 62ndLargest Publishing Industry: 64thHealthiest Citizens: 69thHighest Average Tax Rates: 84thMost Efficient Economies: 85thLargest Governments: 95thMost Cheerful Citizens: 99thMost Scientifically Advanced: 117thHighest Poor Incomes: 122ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 169thLowest Crime Rates: 171stMost Beautiful Environments: 200thMost Advanced Public Transport: 237thMost Subsidized Industry: 278thSafest: 313thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 322ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 345thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 388thHighest Average Incomes: 528thBest Weather: 586thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,015thHighest Economic Output: 1,515thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,255thMost Patriotic: 5,807thMost Influential: 7,649thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,024thMost Income Equality: 12,625thTop
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Largest Populations: 21,535thMost Politically Free: 27,030thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28,725th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 34th in the regionMost Politically Free: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 71st in the regionMost Patriotic: 75th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 111th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 133rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minahasa, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Minahasa, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Minahasa, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Minahasa, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds.
  • : Following new legislation in Minahasa, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Minahasa endorsed The People's Republic of Wescia Ranicasseddnu.
  • : Following new legislation in Minahasa, when it comes to WMDs Minahasa has declared that the only winning move is not to play.
  • : Minahasa was endorsed by The People's Republic of Wescia Ranicasseddnu.
  • : Minahasa endorsed The People's Republic of Alba Croatia.
  • : Following new legislation in Minahasa, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.

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