The Plurinational Free-Land of Heitoria is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Toti with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.061 billion Freelanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dome 76. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freelander economy, worth a remarkable 1,446 trillion person-hours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 143,817 person-hours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names. Crime is totally unknown. Heitoria's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State atheism.

Heitoria is ranked 1,719^th in the world and 58^th in The Communist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 74.17 average smiles per day.