The People's Republic of Solova is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Workers with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, avant-garde cinema, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.938 billion Solovans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The People's Commune. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Solovan economy, worth a remarkable 5,944 trillion Solovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 350,931 Solovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the horniness of the great-horned Donkey is considered a national priority, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solova's national animal is the Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Solova is ranked 86^th in the world and 2^nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 34,025.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.