The Soviet Communist Republic of Communapolis is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Stalin II Great with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.729 billion Communapolisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalinsk. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communapolisian economy, worth 810 trillion communis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 217,261 communis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communapolis's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Personality.

Communapolis is ranked 4,463^rd in the world and 85^th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 138.04 quips per hour.