The Dictatorship of Dottchetza is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Cezill the Devouring with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.209 billion Dottchetzans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizza Plaza. The average income tax rate is 37.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dottchetzan economy, worth a remarkable 2,425 trillion Pizza coupons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Soda Sales, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 336,495 Pizza coupons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political activists are routinely executed, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Dottchetza. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dottchetza's national animal is the sewer rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pizza worship.

Dottchetza is ranked 309,691^st in the world and 605^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -17.89 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.