The Federative Republic of Flaksis is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by United Flaksis Party with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The democratic population of 11.226 billion Flaksians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Henjar. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flaksisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,634 trillion Kursaks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,658 Kursaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, nation-building is the new national pastime, bike rage is all the rage, and selling bombs to terrorists has become government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Flaksis's national animal is the Kodok, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dyahmasis.

Flaksis is ranked 14,187^th in the world and 290^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,243.91 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.