The Federative Republic of Flaksis is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by United Flaksis Party with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 11.286 billion Flaksians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Henjar. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flaksisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,676 trillion Kursaks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,161 Kursaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Flaksis's national animal is the Kodok, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dyahmasis.

Flaksis is ranked 59,174^th in the world and 442^nd in The Communist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 16.66 average smiles per day.