The The Dictatorship of Goodness of Mukidonia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Coordinator Dodger with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.192 billion Mukidonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grimgrad. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mukidonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,737 trillion donis a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 366,755 donis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", the military has declared war on all religious influence, and the government is on the side of working people (like CEOs, bankers and billionaires). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mukidonia's national animal is the crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Technocracy.

Mukidonia is ranked 5,155^th in the world and 130^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,173.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.