Population | 6.091 billion |
Capital | Tamar |
Leader | Iosif Stalin's revived corpse |
Faith | Karl Marx Worship |
Currency | Social Credit |
Animal | Falcon |
The Socialist Workers Free State of The Autocracy of Pacifica is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Iosif Stalin's revived corpse with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.091 billion Pacificans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamar. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Pacfican economy, worth a remarkable 1,481 trillion Social Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 243,168 Social Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Only native-born Pacificans who have never left the nation are permitted to run for office, the GPS-tracked jogging routes of military personnel are a possible security risk, elected officials who disagree with Iosif Stalin's revived corpse have a lot of accidents, and truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Autocracy of Pacifica's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Karl Marx Worship.
The Autocracy of Pacifica is ranked 301,592nd in the world and 1,369th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cultured, scoring 38 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Autocracy of Pacifica's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : The Autocracy of Pacifica relocated from Lazarus to The Communist Bloc.
- : The Autocracy of Pacifica altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in The Autocracy of Pacifica, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
- : Following new legislation in The Autocracy of Pacifica, elected officials who disagree with Iosif Stalin's revived corpse have a lot of accidents.
- : Following new legislation in The Autocracy of Pacifica, the GPS-tracked jogging routes of military personnel are a possible security risk.
- : Following new legislation in The Autocracy of Pacifica, only native-born Pacificans who have never left the nation are permitted to run for office.
- : Following new legislation in The Autocracy of Pacifica, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
- : The Autocracy of Pacifica was refounded in Lazarus.
- : The Autocracy of Pacifica ceased to exist in The Communist Bloc.