The People's Republic of Myasnikov is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 6 million Myasnikovians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Myasnikovian economy, worth 114 billion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 19,151 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myasnikov's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Myasnikov is ranked 326,068^th in the world and 601^st in The Communist Bloc for Largest Populations, with 6.00 million capita.