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Most Inclusive: 47thMost Compassionate Citizens: 68thNicest Citizens: 87th
The People's Unions of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Country for People, People For Country
Tuomas Ronkainen
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Bolian island

Population9.805 billion

CapitalBolionove
LeaderTuomas Ronkainen
FaithCult of Progress

CurrencyBoli
AnimalOwl

The People's Unions of Bolian island is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tuomas Ronkainen with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.805 billion Bolian islandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bolionove. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bolian islandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,601 trillion Bolis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 367,262 Bolis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, and tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bolian island's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Progress.

Bolian island is ranked 218,625th in the world and 12th in The Revolutionary Communist Alliance for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.34 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Inclusive: 47thMost Compassionate Citizens: 68thNicest Citizens: 87thMost Developed: 137thMost Cultured: 145thSafest: 145thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 150thLongest Average Lifespans: 155thHealthiest Citizens: 184thMost Pacifist: 189thLowest Crime Rates: 213thSmartest Citizens: 213thHighest Average Tax Rates: 216thMost Efficient Economies: 230thLargest Governments: 232ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 249thHighest Poor Incomes: 317thLargest Welfare Programs: 324thMost Cheerful Citizens: 330thMost Advanced Public Education: 332ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 356thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 384thMost Secular: 401stLeast Corrupt Governments: 414thLargest Publishing Industry: 545thLargest Information Technology Sector: 557thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 581stMost Subsidized Industry: 608thMost Advanced Public Transport: 905thHighest Average Incomes: 1,096thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,966thBest Weather: 2,110thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,378thHighest Economic Output: 3,613thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,880thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,543rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,117thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,956thTop
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Most Influential: 12,980thHighest Drug Use: 17,372ndMost Income Equality: 21,227thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,398thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,636th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bolian island voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.

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