The Anarcho-Monarchist Commune of New Halliningrad is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eris I with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.413 billion Hallinins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halliningrad. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hallinin economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion Hallinin Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,733 Hallinin Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Halliningrad's national animal is the Hallinin Tiger Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Discordianism.

New Halliningrad is ranked 14,981^st in the world and 97^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Average Incomes, with 180,733.13 Standard Monetary Units.