The Civile République of Kaliegoss is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vox Personnes Amélie Corvinus with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.219 billion Kaliegossians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valenreaux. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaliegossian economy, worth 538 trillion Baubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 167,374 Baubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, the world still seems flat to some people in space, Kaliegoss's citizens often wander into each other's homes, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime is totally unknown. Kaliegoss's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Collective Thought Process.

Kaliegoss is ranked 322,730^th in the world and 474^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.