The Zulu's Republic of Zululandus is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Enzo with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.626 billion Zulu are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ulundi. The average income tax rate is 44.5%.

The Zulu economy, worth 648 trillion Cattles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,335 Cattles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Enzo goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, the government seizes all major gold finds, water fights now end with thousands dead, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zululandus's national animal is the Wildebeest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zuluism.

Zululandus is ranked 101,142^nd in the world and 467^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Poor Incomes, with 30,373.67 Standard Monetary Units.