The United Socialist States of Dulroth is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.47 billion Dulrothi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dulrothi economy, worth 542 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 156,414 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, the horniness of the great-horned Raven is considered a national priority, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and feeling like a winner comes at a price. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dulroth's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dulroth is ranked 186,383^rd in the world and 195^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 40.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.