The Soviet Republic of Noachia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Starfish with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.272 billion Noachians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Engelsstadt. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Noachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,356 trillion Noachian Digis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 216,256 Noachian Digis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Child support loans with high interest rates are available in Noachian banks, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, nefarious Blackacrean surveillance has been replaced with patriotic Noachian surveillance, and the black market offers sweet deals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noachia's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Astralism.

Noachia is ranked 275,529^th in the world and 410^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.