The Socialist State of New Yazministan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Safora Jinnah with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 2.166 billion Yazministanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yazminabad. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Yazministanian economy, worth 166 trillion paisas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Trout Farming industry. Average income is 76,836 paisas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One complaint of New Yazministan's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Yazministan's national animal is the chakor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

New Yazministan is ranked 11,997^th in the world and 375^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 119.03 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.