The Republic of Seattle Bay is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Onyankopon with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.065 billion Seattle Bayians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soundpeak City. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seattle Bayian economy, worth 575 trillion Dalcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 187,748 Dalcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, shoppers carry protractors to verify their produce, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seattle Bay's national animal is the Titan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jaegerism.

Seattle Bay is ranked 10,834^th in the world and 246^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,209.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.