The Civil Warzone of Knights of LUSITANIA is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.936 billion Lusitanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lusitanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,235 trillion Escudoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 262,625 Escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, minority religions have been reclassified as "heresies we stamped out", and the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knights of LUSITANIA's national animal is the catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is New Eucharist.

Knights of LUSITANIA is ranked 297,621^st in the world and 207^th in Fifth Empire for Fattest Citizens, with 4.91 Obesity Rate.