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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 209thMost Influential: 430thLargest Black Market: 490th
The Aligned Systems Authority of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Unity, Understanding, Transcendence.
the Prime Executor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Kelvaros Prime

Population21.151 billion

Leaderthe Prime Executor
Faiththe Old Ones


The Aligned Systems Authority of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Prime Executor with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.151 billion Primes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ondera. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Prime economy, worth a remarkable 7,344 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 347,238 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), and the Ondera XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is the Old Ones.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 216,577th in the world and 9,811th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -343.06 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 209thMost Influential: 430thLargest Black Market: 490thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 730thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 731stLargest Information Technology Sector: 740thHighest Economic Output: 876thMost Scientifically Advanced: 968thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 991stLargest Mining Sector: 1,140thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,177thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,202ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,229thLowest Crime Rates: 1,329thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,635thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,648thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,704thTop
Largest Governments: 2,541stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,774thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,692ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,740thMost Developed: 4,228thRudest Citizens: 4,360thMost Efficient Economies: 4,667thSmartest Citizens: 4,876thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,642ndLargest Populations: 5,727thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,041stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,135thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,991stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,317thFattest Citizens: 7,332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,868thMost Stationary: 9,092ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,649thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,885thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 14,005thMost Secular: 14,263rdHighest Drug Use: 18,561stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,072ndLargest Retail Industry: 21,846thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,101st
Largest Black Market: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Populations: 55th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 57th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 64th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 129th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 130th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 161st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 164th in the regionMost Stationary: 189th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 197th in the regionRudest Citizens: 237th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 245th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 259th in the regionMost Developed: 260th in the regionFattest Citizens: 262nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 269th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 293rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 302nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 355th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 364th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 364th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 405th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 449th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 559th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 570th in the regionMost Secular: 757th in the region

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