The Enclave of Gray Army is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Sturnn with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 46.948 billion Gray Armyites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crassus. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Gray Armyian economy, worth an astonishing 10,869 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 231,522 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, Emperor Sturnn's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gray Army's national animal is the Gorog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gray Army is ranked 383^rd in the world and 3^rd in Fifth Empire for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 29,140.71 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.