The Capitalist Dictatorship of Authoritaritan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Inexiveti with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.487 billion Authoritarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nacht. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Authoritarian economy, worth 170 trillion Micro-Chips a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,757 Micro-Chips, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 353,248 per year while the poor average 28,800, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

The government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n, and toothpaste is a mealtime delicacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Authoritaritan's national animal is the Entity of Mars, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Authoritaritan is ranked 259,607^th in the world and 188^th in Fifth Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.