The Glorious Dominion of Convaria is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign Luetred Nylray with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.008 billion Convarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wrocksall. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Convarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,459 trillion Rikes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 265,927 Rikes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 855,313 per year while the poor average 62,622, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Surveys show 100% of Convarians are never, ever tired, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Convarian throne, Convarian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and Big Beef has a steak in national politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Convaria's national animal is the Aurochs, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Convaria is ranked 300,119^th in the world and 213^th in Fifth Empire for Fattest Citizens, with 4.66 Obesity Rate.