The Confederate State of Dixie Florida is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Miller Governor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.402 billion Dixie-Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tampa. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dixie-Floridian economy, worth a remarkable 9,496 trillion Pedals a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 489,453 Pedals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Dixie Florida, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Dixie Florida. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dixie Florida's national animal is the Floridian Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Southern Baptist Church.

Dixie Florida is ranked 222,097^th in the world and 145^th in Fifth Empire for Fattest Citizens, with 8.69 Obesity Rate.