The Aryan League of Azgoghk is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cliff Riverblood with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.924 billion Azgoghkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crackclaw. The average income tax rate is 8.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azgoghkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,814 trillion sunstones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 212,789 sunstones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, a decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, and tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Azgoghk's national animal is the snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heathenry.

Azgoghk is ranked 43,407^th in the world and 10^th in Lux Immortalem for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.33 law-abiding acts per hour.