The United Clans of Azgoghk is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Big Warlock with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.097 billion Azgoghkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crackclaw. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Azgoghkian economy, worth a remarkable 5,050 trillion sunstones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 218,669 sunstones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign nationals who stumble near Azgoghk are harbingers of war, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, murder suspects plead the 'there was a rat beneath his chef's hat' defense, and those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Azgoghk's national animal is the snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Azgoghk is ranked 302,835^th in the world and 226^th in Fifth Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.