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Best Weather: 396thRudest Citizens: 873rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,100th
The Aryan League of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
The Black Sun shall Rise
Influence
Zero
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Azgoghk

Population11.746 billion

CapitalCrackclaw
LeaderCliff Riverblood
FaithHeathenry

Currencysunstone
Animalsnake

The Aryan League of Azgoghk is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cliff Riverblood with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.746 billion Azgoghkians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crackclaw. The average income tax rate is 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Azgoghkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,039 trillion sunstones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 173,622 sunstones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Rumour has it Cliff Riverblood needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azgoghk's national animal is the snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heathenry.

Azgoghk is ranked 8,119th in the world and 232nd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Economic Output, with 2,039 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Best Weather: 396thRudest Citizens: 873rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,100thLargest Retail Industry: 1,377thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,381stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,595thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,104thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,124thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,175thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,359thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,557thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,195thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,246thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,675thMost Armed: 3,865thMost Influential: 4,020thLargest Black Market: 6,266thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,790thHighest Economic Output: 8,119thMost Efficient Economies: 9,176thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,319thHighest Average Incomes: 10,004thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 13,079thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,609thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,591stMost Developed: 15,064thMost Secular: 20,487thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,440thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,664thLowest Crime Rates: 21,801stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,205th
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Best Weather: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 63rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 75th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 88th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 101st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionMost Armed: 142nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 232nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 285th in the regionMost Developed: 324th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 339th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 370th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 386th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 391st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 443rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 450th in the regionLargest Black Market: 451st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 548th in the regionMost Secular: 655th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 724th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 758th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

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  • : Following new legislation in Azgoghk, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Azgoghk, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Azgoghk lodged a message on the Nazi Europa Regional Message Board.
  • : Azgoghk was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Azgoghk, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Following new legislation in Azgoghk, rumour has it Cliff Riverblood needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Azgoghk, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Azgoghk, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Azgoghk voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".

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