The Grand Duchy of Wirmogengeld is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Duke Casimir II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.869 billion Wirmogengeldians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nemzeti-Haupstadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wirmogengeldian economy, worth a remarkable 4,690 trillion Groschens a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 475,227 Groschens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,382,204 per year while the poor average 22,066, a ratio of 153 to 1.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, students are taught to count with all 9 fingers, and the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wirmogengeld's national animal is the Jabberwocky, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Reason.

Wirmogengeld is ranked 307,531^st in the world and 223^rd in Fifth Empire for Most Cultured, scoring 20 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.