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Highest Poor Incomes: 16thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th
The Fascist Legion of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Avur Elohim, memshala, gam kavod!
Influence
Envoy
WA Delegate / Imperial Minister of World Politics
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Cruciland

Population16.175 billion

CapitalKokhavkiryah
LeaderKeysar David Aryelev
FaithHistorical Christianity

CurrencyNiquda
Animalsabertoothed cheetah

The Fascist Legion of Cruciland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Keysar David Aryelev with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, soft-spoken computers, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.175 billion Crucilandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokhavkiryah. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crucilandian economy, worth an astonishing 12,652 trillion Niqudas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 782,196 Niqudas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crucilandians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Cruciland remains pure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cruciland's national animal is the sabertoothed cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Historical Christianity.

Cruciland is ranked 280th in the world and 1st in Fifth Empire for Most Armed, with 39.67 Weapons Per Person.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 16thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 29thLargest Black Market: 39thHighest Average Incomes: 49thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 55thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 71stMost Developed: 105thLongest Average Lifespans: 120thMost Corrupt Governments: 125thMost Subsidized Industry: 127thLowest Crime Rates: 130thMost Advanced Public Education: 133rdMost Devout: 134thLargest Governments: 144thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 144thMost Efficient Economies: 157thSmartest Citizens: 186thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 205thHighest Average Tax Rates: 234thHealthiest Citizens: 262ndHighest Economic Output: 274thMost Armed: 280thLargest Insurance Industry: 616thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,059thMost Cultured: 1,088thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,230thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,581stLargest Mining Sector: 1,896thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,909thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,708thLargest Retail Industry: 5,348thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,486thRudest Citizens: 7,836thMost Authoritarian: 8,841stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,061stTop
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Largest Populations: 13,932ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,594thMost Influential: 15,162ndLargest Welfare Programs: 24,000th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cruciland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Cruciland remains pure.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, Crucilandians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, it's illegal to blow things up.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Crucilandian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • : Cruciland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Atsuria, Brazika, P0RTVGAL, Chalybea, Rathalas, Phoenik, Fascist Unitasia, Imperial Hydra, and Gooseway.

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