The Not-so-Pure Federation of Mialof is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Purification Junta with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.164 billion Mialofians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shandleysiyah. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mialofian economy, worth a remarkable 1,950 trillion gold mias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 128,618 gold mias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Mialof with a very polite populace, adultery has been made a capital offence, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and it's illegal to be caught on tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mialof's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islamo-Christian Values.

Mialof is ranked 245,070^th in the world and 168^th in Fifth Empire for Safest, scoring 32.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.