The Commonwealth of Cha Hetstopia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Hetstopia with an even hand, and renowned for its conspicuous electricity pylons, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.509 billion Hetstopian are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Max Topia. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cha Hetstopian economy, worth 726 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,719 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, and all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cha Hetstopia's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is roman catholicism.

Cha Hetstopia is ranked 20,703^rd in the world and 48^th in Fifth Empire for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,704.09 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.