The Kingdom of Mallaynn is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 589 million Mallaynnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Ravenna. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mallaynnian economy, worth 50.8 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,226 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government records billions of hours of footage of trees, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones, priests are being drafted by the church load, and ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mallaynn's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mallaynn is ranked 165,986^th in the world and 182^nd in Fifth Empire for Most Developed, scoring 54.88 on the Human Development Index.