The Nuclear Friendship of Colmis is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ghost with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 6.427 billion Colmisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ionata. The average income tax rate is 3.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colmisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion Denalms a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 234,314 Denalms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments. Crime is totally unknown. Colmis's national animal is the Easter bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Colmis is ranked 1,400^th in the world and 7^th in Christians for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 15,975.94 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.