The Spooky Federation of Colmis is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Ghost with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 6.568 billion Colmisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ionata. The average income tax rate is 4.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colmisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,573 trillion Denalms a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 239,603 Denalms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Easter Bunny Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime is totally unknown. Colmis's national animal is the Easter bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Colmis is ranked 9,306^th in the world and 24^th in Christians for Most Developed, scoring 91.18 on the Human Development Index.