The Constitutional Empire of South Otselic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Harald Morgan with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.556 billion South Otselicians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adelein. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Otselician economy, worth a remarkable 8,516 trillion Imperial Shekels a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 333,252 Imperial Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown, and the public transport system has been eliminated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Otselic's national animal is the Puppy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

South Otselic is ranked 4,108^th in the world and 9^th in Christians for Most Developed, scoring 95.79 on the Human Development Index.