The Apostolic Commonwealth of New Luciannova is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lucian Constantine Publius Pius Aurelius with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.206 billion New Luciannovans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Constantine. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Luciannovan economy, worth a remarkable 1,553 trillion New Luciannovan Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 298,311 New Luciannovan Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", New Luciannovan-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime is totally unknown. New Luciannova's national animal is the Awesome Possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

New Luciannova is ranked 4,924^th in the world and 1^st in United Republic for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 576,239 Standard Monetary Units.